College Can Be Deadly

Here's how MiddBlog arrived at this perfectly rational conclusion:

1. MiddBlog read this article, about how a lack of Zzzzz's can lead to higher blood pressure and an increased risk in heart disease.

2. Heart disease results in death.

3. When you go to college, you do not get enough of Zzzzzz's.

4. Therefore, College can lead to higher blood pressure, an increased risk in heart disease, and then DEATH.