Stone Cold

Ladies and gents, it's goin' to get chilly tonight with an expected lows ranging between zero and ten below (it's like we're in frickin' Fargo). Wind chill should drop those temps to between twenty and twenty five below zero. The National Weather Service recommends:

IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS...MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND
GLOVES...TO PROTECT AGAINST FROSTBITE AND HYPOTHERMIA.

Wow. Okay. They're pretty serious. Also, word has gone out to resident assistants to encourage everyone to keep their windows closed tonight. Freezing pipes = breaking pipes = no heat for you = you pay for the damages.

Stay warm!