Epidemic in the School!

Parton Health Center just sent out an email with the subject: "Confirmed Flu at Midd!" They make it sound like the plague or H5N1 or SARS. But I suppose a little sensationalism can't hurt 'cause it's better than having an entirely sick school. Well hopefully they'll sell a few more of those $20 flu shots (disclaimer, I already got one, buddy)... I already commend the Helath Center for being accessible in the dining halls for a few days but if they're so concerned about this, how about they discount the price a little and bring in all those wallet-conscious students (because money speaks louder than their emails)?